These originally appeared in Ann Landers column, but they are still good today!<\/p>\n
If you open it, close it.
\nIf you turn it on, turn it off.
\nIf you unlock it, lock it up.
\nIf you break it, admit it.
\nIf you can\u2019t fix it, call someone who can.
\nIf you borrow it, return it.
\nIf you value it, take care of it.
\nIf you make a mess, clean it up.
\nIf you move it, put it back.
\nIf it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
\nIf you don\u2019t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
\nIf it\u2019s none of your business, don\u2019t ask questions.<\/p>\n
Anything else you would include? Comments welcome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"